Story - Add a line

[Yuki]

You just add a line to the story and see how weird it gets!

"Welcome to wherever this place is, whatever it may be called, however it may be in existence, and whenever it decides to be!" says a random guy out of nowhere.

[Mistress Of Sarcasm]

Behind him, a tree falls on a bird, which gives out a deafening scream, causing him to lose consciousness.

[Yuki]

Then the tree gets up and attempts to walk away but trips over the man and starts crying.

[Mistress Of Sarcasm]

The man then wakes up and starts to sing the "fun" song, "f is for friends who do stuff together!..."

[Yuki]

A duck appears out of nowhere to help continue the Fun song, "U is for u and me"

[azuri]

"N is is for Newhere and Netime at all, under the deep blue sea." the voices of the wind reply.

[Bass MASTA!]

A man in the distance yells out "HELLO WORLD AND ALL WHO INHABIT IT!!!!"

[Yuki]

The duck stops singing the fun song and starts break dancing whilst singing in the screamo style.

[azuri]

the trees cover their ears and attept to run away.

[Yuki]

BUT the duck's mighty screamo singing is so powerful that even the ground shakes beneath it, which causes the trees to become uprooted and they can no longer cover their ears, which subjects them to the hypnotic powers of the duck's cousin, Fred.

[azuri]

Fred decides that he will make the trees march to the beat of the song all the way into the ocean

[Yuki]

So they do, and the ocean loves the song so much that it creates a tidal wave and Fred magically becomes a surfer!

[azuri]

The trees het washed away to Canada and the Canadian geese land in their branches.

[Yuki]

And the post meter explodes from having to hold too many posts! TwT

[azuri]

and then the whole world cries for the loss of the post meter, but who is that in the distance? and why are they laughing...?